What date did Gordon Brown become Prime Minister??

Gordon Brown, not feeling well, having had another one of those Nicolai Ceausescu moments like he did at the Rugby World Cup, and concerned about his mortality goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on an English holiday."

"Which one?" Brown asks nervously.

"It doesn’t matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an English holiday".

How Dumb is Gordon Brown and the Rest of the Labour Scum?

Does Gordon Brown think that the British people are stupid enough to ever Vote Labour again?
@ mac the knife, very mature name by the way.

Where in my question do I mention the Conservatives?

As you seem to be retarded or a labour voter, I fear your probably both.
Tell me why Labour deserve another term? What have they done other than destroy this Country.

I am sure Gordon needs a check up from the neck up so does that mean those who believe in him also need a mental health check?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7278790/Gordon-Brown-signals-start-of-Labours-general-election-campaign.html

The severe troubles our nation now finds itself in has been caused by the labour party’s own incompetence and negligence ; so why is gordon brown braying about his so called remedies ? Frankly we have been conned long enough. He should clean out the present cache of untrustworthy MPs before we could trust the party again.. There is nothing of the Socialist in any of them now.

The Banks hoodwinked Gordon Brown into bailing them out with taxpayers money, and is now allowing those same Banks to bleed the Nation to death with soaring interest rates of 20%+ whilst the base rate is only 1/2%.

Is this fiscal terrorism sanctioned by our own Government?

Two reasons I find it offensive:

1) Brown hasn’t got one tenth of Churchill’s courage or character.
2) Any sense of Britishness that we had, his army of Politically Correct council workers and paid lackeys have made illegal or unacceptable.

Something like maybe : Lying Drop Jaw Brown Curry. OR Sweet and GROSSLY INSINCERE SOUR GAWD with a DARLINGLY ORRIBLE Rice to accompany.

If Gordon Brown holds on to his seat in his constituency yet the Labour party loose the next general election, which will almost certainly result in Gordon Brown resigning as party leader, will he also have to resign as an MP, or will he retain this title?

I’m not English. I head that Gordon Brown is called "living dead", because of the political scandal. Will he resign?